Stopnonsons has 99 problems and being a public figure is at the top of his list.
Seemingly, if it were up to him, he would send someone else to appear at the Randburg Magistrate's Court on his behalf, so there is no record of him ever appearing for a domestic violence-related matter.
Unfortunately for stand-up comedian and TV presenter Tumelo Matila (31), there's little to no chance of becoming invisible.