DEAR parents,
Sincere greetings from the land of your unmarried and blissfully content daughter. I hope this letter finds you in the best of health and spirits and most critical, with an open mind ready to embark on a delightful journey through the world of your unmarried daughter.
As always, it's delightful to receive your calls, messages and even carrier pigeons reminding me that I am indeed unmarried. How could I possibly forget? Even my birthday trip with you was marred by reminders.
