DEAR parents
I’m going to tackle a topic as spicy as the most exquisite salsa you'll find at an upmarket restaurant - why having your kids kicking and screaming around me while I try to enjoy a good meal is not okay! So, parents, brace yourselves and let's tuck in!
You've ditched your house, clothes and unpacked your finest threads for the occasion. Dressed to the nines, you are eagerly anticipating a refined dining experience, where you can savour every morsel. Your taste buds are primed and your mood is set to unwind. But suddenly, you find yourself surrounded by little rascals running amok, wielding forks as swords and serenading the entire establishment with their vocal prowess (my ears are in hell).