A young girl came home
from a date looking sad.
She told her mother:
“Charles proposed to me a
few minutes ago.”
“Then why are you so
sad?” her mother asked.
“Because he also
mentioned he was an
atheist. Mom, he doesn’t
believe there’s hell!”
Her mother replied,
“Marry him anyway.
Between the two of us,
we’ll show him how wrong
he is.”