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MORUTI - I USED TO BE A POKING MACHINE!

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THEIR kids moved out of the house and they were lonely.

So the couple decided to spice up their sex life.

The pastor and his wife from Snake Park found a sangoma in Joburg, who gave them muthi to drink.

But instead of making their sex life exciting, the muthi locked their private parts.

The woman (47) told Daily Sun before she and her husband went to the sangoma, they poked once in four months and her husband only lasted for two minutes.

“We went to a sangoma in Joburg in May, who sold us a 2-litre mbiza called Vuselela for R250. No one recommended this sangoma to us. We went to a random sangoma we once saw when we were around Jozi,” she said.

The woman said they started drinking the mbiza, but her hubby’s 4-5 wouldn’t wake up and she had no desire to poke anymore.

“The sangoma told us we needed to drink this for two weeks and we’d be good to go. We even waited one more week just to be prepared,” she said.

Her husband (50) said none of their family members knew about their problem.

He said he had never used muthi before and believes this was God’s way of telling them they shouldn’t have taken that route.

“My 4-5 doesn’t erect when we try to poke and I don’t believe that praying will help in this situation. I just want to be a good husband and satisfy my wife,” he said.

The man said he used to be a poking machine.

“I’d poke my wife until she left for a week or two to catch her breath at her sister’s place,” he said.

He said they needed help to fix this as the sangoma they went to was nowhere to be found.

The People’s Paper spoke to sangoma Joseph Dungamanzi, who said he could help the couple.

Daily Sun tried to contact the Joburg sangoma, but his phone went straight to voice mail.

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