Two guys get pulled over while
drinking and driving.
The driver tells his friend, ”Peel
the labels off these beer bottles,
and we’ll each stick one on our
forehead. Now, shove all of the
bottles under the front seat. Just let
me do all the talking.”
The cop walks up and shines his
flashlight into the car. ”Have you
been drinking?” he asks.
”No, sir,” the drunk answers.
”We haven’t had a thing to drink
tonight.”
”Then what on earth are
those beer labels doing on your
foreheads?”
”We’re both alcoholics,” says the
drunk. ”We’re on the patch.”
