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How to not name your kids

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A pregnant woman is involved in a

car accident and falls into a deep

coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months,

when she wakes up she sees that she

is no longer pregnant and frantically

asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma‘am you had

twins! A boy and a girl. Your uncle

came in and named them.“

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh

No, not my uncle... he‘s an idiot!“

She asks the doctor,“Well, what‘s

the girl‘s name?“

“Denise.“

“Wow, that‘s not a bad name, I like

it! What‘s the boy‘s name?“

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