LAST Saturday, the Mzansi’s Viewers Choice Awards swung into action, and y’all know I love freebies.

So, off I went to the Dome in Northgate, north of Jozi, to hang with other kids.

  • Must say, I’m still not sure what’s worse between coronavirus and DJ Zinhle’s tragic dress. It’s okay to stay at home and mend a broken heart with an ice cream, chocolate and Pearl Thusi, instead of trying to prove a point.

Her catastrophic dress told the story of aheartbroken woman.

Anyhow, I won’t bore you with the logistics. So, below are the red-carpet hits and misses. You’d swear this year’s theme was Catastrophic, as I’ve never seen so many ugly dresses in one place.

  • Hostess, Minnie Dlamini-Jones, changed clothes several times. But it was a mess after a disaster.

One of her dresses even looked like Rebecca Malope’s fancy curtains that only see the light of day when she has “special” guests.

  • The MaMkhize girls, Shauwn, and her plus one, Andile, looked like cartoon characters.
  • Boity’s dress choices are hella predictable and boring.

Please, sisi, don’t use your dress-selection method to choose men.

  • Actress Sindi Dlathu won, but her dress left a bitter taste in my mouth.

Please, sisi, stop dressing like you still on government TV. You’re on pay-TV now.

  • Singer Winnie Khumalo’s daughter Rethabile looked like she was about to inherit a shebeen from her mum.

Her outfit looked like it was designed to protect you from COVID-19.

  • I’m happy that comedian Siyanda Maphumulo won. Now, he can charge more for a gig, so he’s able to afford nice clothes.
  • Miss World South Africa 2019, Sasha-Lee Laurel Olivier, looked like a breadwinner who supports four kids. Her bedspread-looking dress was justextra. Extra ugly.
  • Somizi wore a two-piece sequence with adramatic hat and huge brim. I feel sorry for those who sat behind him. I bet my last money they missed half of the show.
  • There’s nothing as boring as actor Clement Maosa. And his dress code is worse. Yawn!
  • Skeem Saam actress, Mogau
  • looked like a traditional disaster.

That tribal print jumpsuit didn’t work out the way you planned. Admit it!

  • Amstel is a hustler, who sometimes impersonates Michael Jackson to make a quick buck.
  • While praying for coronavirus, pray for Zahara. I hear she has a stylist, but still looks cheap.
  • Lebo M was sexy in a Laduma Maxhosa suit. Lebo you can marry and divorce me as many times as you please. Plus I don’t drink!
  • Bra Sipho “Hotstix” Mabuse can get it any day.