HE cheated with another man’s wife, he got caught, and now he’s suffering.
His 4-5 is shrinking.
“Please forgive me. I cheated with another man’s wife last year and my 4-5 has been getting smaller and smaller every day, and it hurts.”
Daily Sun published the story about locked cheaters in October and the sad cheater has come back to say that he hasn’t had sex since the incident.
The 36-year-old man from Pretoria North, Tshwane said: “My 4-5 is not working. I am now an alcoholic because when I’m drunk, I don’t feel the pain.”
The cheater, a father of three, said his wife of 12 years was complaining because they were no longer poking.
“She is also angry because I cheated on her.”
The man said he won’t cheat again.
“If I lose my 4-5, I will be like a dead man walking.”
The man said he has visited izangoma and prophets without success. They apparently told him to go and ask for forgiveness from the husband.
He said he has also lost about R60 000 trying to get help.
The husband of the cheating wife said he’d never forgive the man.
Traditional healer Kuppe Banda said the cheater must do a ritual with a white goat and a red cow with a brown spot on the forehead, and he must invite his entire family to participate in the rituals.
Banda said: “After that, I will take him to the river for cleansing so that his manhood can go back to normal.
“It could shrink to the size of a baby’s 4-5 if he does not do the rituals.”
However, he said he could only help the man if his client agreed.
