Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labour. The nurse enters andtells the first man, ”Congratulations,you're the father of twins.” ”What a coincidence,” the man says.”I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, ”You are the father of triplets.” ”That’s really an incredible
coincidence,” he answers. ”I work for the 3M Corporation.”
An hour later, the nurse tells the third man that his wife has just given birth to quadruplets. The man says, ”I don’t believe it! Iwork for the Four Seasons. What a coincidence.”
After hearing this, everyone’s attention turns to the fourth guy who has just fainted. He slowly regains consciousness and whispers, ”I should never have taken that job at Millennium Computers.”
