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TOKOLOSHE PIG CAUSES CHAOS!

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Thuthuzela Zoko is terrified by the G6 sign on his wall.   Photo by Unathi Mshumpela
Thuthuzela Zoko is terrified by the G6 sign on his wall. Photo by Unathi Mshumpela

THUTHUZELA Zoko is a nyaope addict who will do anything to get his next fix!

So much so that when he spotted a pig with a G6 sign on it roaming around on Saturday, he did not think twice about stealing it. He took the pig home and slaughtered it with a friend before selling it at a chesa nyama to make a quick buck.

Thuthuzela (33) of Qweqwe Village in Mthatha made it big that day and scored a whopping R1 500!

He decided to not sell the head and took it back home to store in his wardrobe.

But his happiness was short-lived.

He had a dream at about midnight as he was sleeping alone at home.

He said: “In the dream I was at a chesa nyama, but I was covered in barbeque sauce. Suddenly, two white pigs grabbed me and placed me on a smoking hot braai stand.

“The pigs both had the G6 sign and took turns poking me and turning me over on the braai stand,” he said.

He said when he woke up, he found his whole house was on fire.

“I managed to jump out and called for help. As I was screaming for help I saw the pig’s head flying away like a balloon into the night sky,” said Thuthuzela.

“I was shocked to see the G6 sign on my wall. I still don’t know who wrote it or why.”

Thuthuzela is now trying to find the pig’s owner in order to apologise and refund him, as well as a sangoma to cleanse him.

Sangoma Gogo Nkanyezi of Gxulu Village said there was a huge chance the pig was actually a tokoloshe.

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