Asenathi shows the birthday gift left in his toilet by his ex sugar mama.
Photo by
Unathi Mshumpela
THE unsuspecting Ben 10 Asenathi got the fright of his
life when he went into a toilet and saw a strange “gift” there.
When he saw some cookies and the message that came with
them, he knew immediately who left them.
“EAT CHEATER,” THE NOTE SAID!
“That note told me who the sender was,” said Asenathi Marhwanqana,
of Ntlekiseni Location in Mthatha, Eastern Cape.
On Tuesday, Asenathi’s 21st birthday, he went to the toilet in the
morning and was greeted there by four home-baked cookies on a white plate and
the red note in front of the toilet seat.
“It was a scary present from the 58-year-old sugar mama I have been
dating for the past two weeks.”
Asenathi said that it was the demanding behaviour of his gogo lover
that made him end the relationship after only a fortnight.
“She demanded to be poked five times a day,” he said.
“That was hard on me. She is too tall and too fat.”
He said the sugar mama also wanted him to use her photo as his
profile picture on social networks – and she insisted on being by his side all
the time.
He said the sugar mama bought him a skorokoro Nissan Bakkie and
also a new shack, but he gave them back to her when they broke up.
“She has been threatening to use muthi to kill me and my new
girlfriend if I do not come back to her.
“She even said she will send tokoloshes to come and bite my 4-5
until it looks like a sausage,” said Asenathi.
“I am terrified, but I have a strong sangoma on my side.”
The gogo, who did not want to be named, admitted that she placed
the cookies on Asenathi’s toilet on his birthday, but said she did it out of
love.
“I love him a lot and he pokes me so good, I cannot lose him.
I am using muthi to bring him back, but it is difficult because I
know that he is also consulting his own sangoma to fight me,” said the gogo, who
is the owner of a chesa nyama.
“This is a battle for love and if we cannot get back together, then
one of us has to die.”
She said the cookies contained korobela, and she was disappointed
that Asenathi took not even one bite.
Asenathi said he would not open a case with the police but would
rather fight back against the gogo by also using muthi.
