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HORNY TOKOLOSHE WON'T GIVE UP

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CELUMUSA Madondo (49) from Emndeni in Soweto used to be a happy man, but things changed.

His wife of 10 years died two years ago, and the father of two mourned her for a whole year, not seeing another woman.

But then he started experiencing something unusual.

A tokoloshe started visiting him at night, and the little creature would keep him busy for hours!

“I looked for a partner and soon found a woman, but she didn’t stay long,” said Celumusa. 

“She left me because I couldn’t satisfy her in bed.

“I thought maybe the problem was with that woman, but the same thing happened with the other two I dated after her.” 

He said he couldn’t get his 4-5 up any more for any woman – except for the tokoloshe.

He said the tokoloshe, which has big bums, arrives at midnight wearing a black miniskirt, white socks and a white bra.

As soon as it arrives, his 4-5 wakes up and they get busy for hours.

“I don’t know how many times I’ve changed places, hoping it won’t come looking for me, but it doesn’t give up,” he said. 

“It follows me everywhere. I’ve been to sangomas, nyangas and prophets. They told me the tokoloshe had locked my 4-5.”

But Dr Zen Joseph from Joburg told Daily Sun that Celumusa should consider seeing a professional. 

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